An Open Letter to Google – from a Fan

Dear Google,

There are so many things that I would like to tell you and I guess this is the only way that I could tell you all these. I know it’s kinda impossible for me to converse with you in person, but who knows? I know you’ll find a way. I know you’ll get through this. And for reading this, thank you so much – in advance. Well, here are the 5 things that I really would wanna tell you.

I’m Sorry

For when I was younger, I’ve mistaken you for a swimming gadget. Mom’s always like telling dad, “If you want to acquire an informative search, go to Google”. So, I was like… “Cool. Goggles are now advanced; I thought they can only search fish under the sea – now they can even provide you information? Just cool.” Yes. We all went through that. Those were the times that playing Super Mario in a family computer is the only ‘computer thing’ I know and was entirely oblivious of what an Internet is. So, for all those fuss, forgive me.

I Know Better Now Because of You

I know – it’s melodramatic. Funny but true. I was once a fan of your major rival. Well, I was once in the batch of students where we only knew Yahoo as the number one source of our answers to our assignments. I was always happy to get an A+ remark from teacher because the Internet helped me a lot. Unfortunately, one day… one of my classmates had the same answer as mine. That’s when I realized that I need to expand my searching skills in the Internet since Yahoo was giving me identical, and no different answers with limited sources. (NO BLACK PROPAGANDA INTENDED. lol) Until I found you, (blush here) now I have my very first virtual best friend. I know a lot better now. And guess what? It’s because of you!

I Wish I Can Google how a Certain Person Feels About Me

Then I turned into the age of teen spirit. You know – crushes here, infatuation there, and puppy love everywhere. So, there I was, caught in the craze of admiring someone. Before I was only used to creeping from numerous slumbooks just to check my crush’s profile, especially to know who my crush crushes are is. But now, everything’s advanced. Keying in the name of the person in Google search bar, and voila! You’ll be directed to your crush’s profile. Oh God, how lucky these teens are nowadays. But, one wish that I know all of us, (your fans), have been dying to get a hold… Well, we all wish that we can Google how a certain person feels about us, yea. about me. Not just a piece of profile. It won’t satisfy us enough. You served the bread buns for burger, but hey, where are the patties? I know it is way impossible. Damn, I’m asking too much.

I Wish You Can Increase my Page Rank.

Now I’m older. I’m so over with innocence, confusion, and puppy love… (my issues I’ve mentioned above) I’m working now, Mr. Google. And I’m so happy to work with you. Everyday I see you in my virtual office, and you’re giving me those different looks occasionally. Things have changed a lot between us. I am now an Internet Marketing enthusiast. And I’m gaining all the pleasure of being one because of you. I blog, Google… yes I do. And this Mister, is one of my blog posts. Well, all of us Internet Marketing enthusiasts are your fans. We check you everyday, we confirm if we have increased in rank depending on your favor, we learn from you everyday, we get a lot of interactions from you day by day, and a lot more. We only wish that you could promote us (your fans) to a highly acceptable rank wherein you and I could both benefit.

Thank You.

We are sort of business buddies, sir. You do a favor for me and I’ll do a little favor for you. I’m looking forward to be working with you more…

Sincerely from someone who thinks you are the best virtual buddy online,

Social Media Princess